PANTSU~

[octavialao]

Title: PANTSU~
Author:octavialao
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Pairings: OT5
Beta: jheili
Summary: Sho accidentally spills coffee on his pants, wetting his underwear.

A/N:Because me, and jheili were talking about underwear! LOLOL

Sho accidentally spills coffee on his pants, wetting his underwear.
"CRAP! I forgot to bring extras."
Ohno, offers his T-back briefs.
“NO WAY!”
He says.
Aiba offers his Elsa (Frozen) briefs.
“HECK NO!”
He says.
Nino offers his flashy Leopard print pants.
“OVER MY DEAD BODY!”
He says.
He hopefully looks at Jun.
“Jun might be flashy, but I’m sure he has decent underwears.”
He thinks.
Jun looks back at him. Eyes wide.
“NO WAY SAKURAI! YOU CAN’T BORROW MINE.”
Sho begs.
Jun groans, throws his underpants at Sho’s face, scratching him.
GOLD PANTS WITH SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL.
"Classy," Sho thinks.

"Does anyone have a decent, NORMAL underwear?"
He asks.
"People have needs and kinks Sho-chan, boring people with no sex life like you wear boring white underpants."
"Screw you Nino! And screw your underpants too! I'm going home without it!"
He says.
"Aha! I knew you don't like wearing them Sho-chan!"
"Shut up Aiba!"
He screams, storming out of the green room with only a towel on his waist.